i just burned 1200 calories (i forgot the pizza in the oven)

(via crunchier)

snoia:

i literally have no idea what im gonna do if i dont end up rich

(via okaymad)

phatticuss:

my crush: haha i like you . . as a friend!

me: image

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florels:

skiens:

wtf you mean real women have curves? all women are real women

THIS IS IMPORTANT

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