timefold:

when the teacher asks you to answer the question because you weren’t paying attention but you know the answer

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saitin:

me when i cum 

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flewor:

"was that awkward eye contact or were we checking eachother out" - a life story

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kakuzu:

how many followers do you need before someone orders you a pizza for free

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